“The Good Life”
by Aubrey Elliot
There was a heaviness on my chest. I didn’t want to open my eyes, so I rolled over instead. I heard my cat “thud” on the floor beside me. He wasn’t happy. I knew he would be coming back to lay on my head in revenge. I turned over again and hid beneath my pillow. Plop. I could feel his little kitty paws digging into the fluff just above my eyes. He was in full assault mode and nothing would appease him. I sat straight up, flinging him to my feet. The room began to spin. I reached over to wake Ellen up, but found only covers. I lay back down. The cat moseyed back onto my chest.
I closed my eyes to think. I was trying to figure out why I felt so bad. With a little work, I was able to determine that it was Saturday. I risked opening my eyes a bit to look out the window. It was late Saturday morning. That meant that something had happened the night before. Friday night. Ah, that was it. Friday night had happened. Ellen had come home unexpectedly which meant that our neighbors had come around too. Ellen was like their magnet. Where she was, they gathered. Beth came over after her husband had gotten home. It was his job to watch their son a couple of evenings a week to give Beth a break. Eric, one of the gay boys next store, had stopped by for a chat. Hmmm, Glenda might even have stopped by later, but for most of the night it was just Ellen, Beth, and me.
There was wine, scotch, beer, and pizza, lots of pizza. Pizza while you’re drinking is almost always better than sex, especially, because when you drink, sex is usually unsatisfying, while pizza never fails to please, especially Saint Louis pizza. Imo’s. Imo’s, and Imo’s is a monument to all that is gooey, crunchy, and delicious. It comes piping hot, thin-crusted, smothered in sweet sauce, and topped in great quantities with provolone cheese. It is an acquired taste, but once you have a taste for it, there’s nothing better. Continue reading ““The Good Life” by Aubrey Elliot” »




